Imagine yourself as a caucassian pedophile pleasuring yourself to Southeast Asia’s Finest pubic lice infested G3P3 eighteen year old whore. After a few minutes of self pleasure, chaos ensues and the next thing you know, a strange-looking guy stares at you through a web cam to kitschly declare that you’ve been trapped!

No, I’m not making it up! It actually happened. Ben Tulfo continues the Tulfo tradition of putting people in their right places with the show BITAG X-TREME. The program makes the other Saturday’investigative ournalism’ show hosts seem like total wussies in the face of real and apparent danger.

Instead of coming with a lot police operatives, Ben (hell, he calls himself Bitag as well), comes only with a handful of staff, several hidden cameras along with a entire truckload of expletives. The show pulls out all the stops whether its about apprehending corrupt police officers, showing how unhygienic food establishments are and exposing how sex scandals are made. It’s pure genius.

Still not impressed? Try these two segments that feature two of our favorite snacks. hehe

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Two weeks ago, Bitag pushed the envelope and a lot of people may argue that the show pushed it way too far this time. While on the way back from a surveilance operation in Antipolo, the group was halted by a few men who were asking for 10 pesos for ‘toll’ (i.e. tong). When Bitag chose to not give in to the demands, a old man dressed for World War III arrived. Ben acknowledged the old man’s full regalia and called him Lolo Rambo. He then asked the guy if he had anything under his trench coat. And viola! he had three different firearms.

Apparently, this episode was shot recently so Ben Tulfo asked about the gun’s papers regarding the strict gun ban. When Lolo Rambo failed to produce the needed documents, Tulfo confiscated the guns himself and asked the poor old man to go with him to the precint.

It was every inch an arrest. But of course, Ben continued to talk about ‘invesitgative journalism’. He knew he was in a tight spot and he tried to talk out of it. Again, genius.

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Ben Tulfo has also gone to clinics with shoddy practices. People get botched nose jobs all the time. Good thing there are good places to get them! If you see a sign that says rhinoplasty in Melbourne, Florida, you’d know you’re in a great clinic. Certainly not a clinic that BITAG will raid in the near future.

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